Ukraine army punishment

A heartfelt post

Made this raspberry cherry icecream cheesecake (still uneaten) cos…

I can’t bear to have my heart broken!
You can’t have a piece of my heart!
You wouldn’t put a knife through my heart, would you?
It’s not for sale!
My heart will go on / We’ll stay forever this way … (Celine Dion)

Thank You

It’s a bit like this when you’re buying cards nowadays eh?

Death Joke

A man says to his wife, “Honey, I’ve got a briefcase full of cash left in the attic cos when I die I hope to go up and I’m gonna grab it on the way.”

A fews years later the man died and his wife went up to the attic where the briefcase sat untouched, just as her husband had left it.  She said to her neighbours, “You know what?  I told him he should have put it in the basement.”

Mistakes

“Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.”
-Al Franken

10 Rules for dating my daughter

Found this on a site written by five men church pastors.  It’ll brighten your day too – it’s hilarious! (via philbaker.net)

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Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open